Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Light Bulb Jokes about all Junior College in Singapore... meant no offense if you belong to that JC... found it passed around the internetxD...
Hope its interesting for you all...
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb.(So how do you think they’re able to change it forACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They’ll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their
macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would dosomething about
the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not
wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright
sry havnt been replying to tags.
CHEERS ALL who tagged.
some stupid email i received.
and i actually found some of it funny though
and check out mjc.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
ah and thats REAL funny
nothing much happening in school nowadays.
just some tests, which weren't really tests,
and skipping of chem lessons to go to the library to watch movies
and having some scandals with everyone else
and comparing multigrain milk and tauhuay to sex.
lol the last part is an inside joke ._.
its the end of feb.
and nearing the end of term1.
thats real fast ._.
